Fucktopus - Middle Finger Octopus

The Fucktopus... a true offensive gift. Keep this vulgar desk toy nearby and let people know how you feel the moment they see you. This rude middle-finger octopus makes a great conversation piece. Get this as a prank gift for someone you know. 

The item shown in the product photos is the medium-sized model. 

Dimensions (LxWxH): 
Small: 2.55"x 2.45"x 1.25"
Medium: 4"x 4.5"x 2.15"
Large: 5.75"x 5.1"x 2.85"
Extra Large: 7.65"x 6.8"x 3.75"